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Subject: The nekkid truth


Bobasaur ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 1:40 PM · edited Tue, 30 July 2024 at 6:30 AM

Attached Link: http://www.renderosity.com/gallery.ez?ByArtist=Yes&Artist=Bobasaur

I was minding my own business, keeping up with the latest pro/con/nudity/big boobs/art/porn/personal taste/pass the popcorn and M&Ms threads when I was stunned by a fact:

The gallery at the link has no nekkid women.

In fact, it has men (kinda) in it that might be nekkid. I can't tell if they're wearing panties or not. Come to think of it, they aren't flagged as nude so they must not be.

Regardless, there are no nekkid women and I feel like a social outcast. A failure. A loser. A hypocrite - how dare I participate and contribute here without the proper credentials of at least one nekkid chick in my galleries!

Therefore I want to apologize to all of you. And let you know that I'll understand if you ignore anything I say until I get a nekkid chick in my gallery.

Of course, that could be a while considering how prolific an artist I am.

Maybe I could borrow one from Doc Geep...

Message edited on: 03/28/2006 13:41

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Casette ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 1:44 PM

Draw tits!!!!!! ;)


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jonthecelt ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 1:58 PM

I, too, must confess my shame, for not having a single naked female in my gallery... Of course, there's only one image IN my gallery, and the characters could be qualified as nude (only one of them has any clthes on to speak of), and there's no certainty as to WHAT gender the characters are either... so.. maybe I DO have a naked female in my gallery, and I just don't know about it? I think I need to lie down and take an aspirin. jonthecelt


geep ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 2:30 PM

@ Kev, Borrow one what? ........... a nekkid? What is a nekkid anyway? ... a very young nek?

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"


cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

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Argon18 ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 2:31 PM

The NVIATWAS must not love you, probably because you don't have any temples for them to hang out in. That's exactly the reason why they started a major advertising campaign to get more temples built!


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Casette ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 3:37 PM

I... (ahem) I... uh... I have. Some nekkid women. Well, I confess. A lot. Vickies, Jessies, Posettes, Terai Yukis, Stephanies, TheGirls. And some Michaels :P


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x2000 ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 4:22 PM

Hell, there aren't even any humans in my gallery!


Bobasaur ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 4:40 PM · edited Tue, 28 March 2006 at 4:42 PM

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@ doc I was thinking I could borrow a picture of a nekkid chick from you. I'm sure that in your vast library of tutorials you've got one on "Lighting a Temple," "Swordplay for Fun and Profit" or "Cladding Scantily for Dummies." You're bound to have a nekkid woman in there somewhere. They look like this picture, only their nostrils usually glow.

Nekkid could be a word for the connecting structure between a young goat's head and it's shoulders.

@all,
I'm honored to know that I am a part of such a distinguished list of fellow failures.
But then again, maybe not. Message edited on: 03/28/2006 16:42

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Acadia ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 5:14 PM

Quote - The gallery at the link has no nekkid women.

It also doesn't have hair, either "plastic" or painted ;)

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi



Argon18 ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 5:17 PM

I don't know, does a nekkid alien count? Or is that like Donald Duck or Porky Pig that never has to wear pants? Shouldn't the PC police or the ACLU be doing something about the gender bias and the species discrimination? After all you never know what kind of obscene dangly bits and other naughty parts that aliens are going to show. How can we protect our children from having their minds warped by it? Shouldn't we have the alien nudity tag on them?


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x2000 ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 5:40 PM · edited Tue, 28 March 2006 at 5:41 PM

Argon18, all advanced species have removable genitals, which we keep safely locked away when not in use. Only primitive creatures walk around with their naughty bits attached.

Message edited on: 03/28/2006 17:41


Argon18 ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 5:54 PM

But wouldn't the places where they are attached be just as bad? The obsession with some to find places that are obscene shouldn't be underestimated, and their fervor to protect children from what disgusts them is legendary.


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infinity10 ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 6:14 PM

What is so great about doing nekkid females ?! I do 95 per cent male figures, and they are so nice to work with. Don't you fret now, my dear, it is just fine the way things are.

Eternal Hobbyist

 


Argon18 ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 9:06 PM

Attached Link: To make up for your mistakes

Well you can always put them together, right? No one says you have to do 1 or the other, I'm sure the NVIATWAS would love some male company. Cheer up Bobasaur! Have we got a deal for you! To recover from your failure, the NVIATWAS are having a telethon with you in mind to raise enough to start construction on enough temples to hang out in for every artists here. So give early and often, your generous contributions will pay huge dividends! (DD and over guaranteed!)


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momodot ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 9:46 PM

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You guys **had** to leave it to me did you?



odf ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 10:41 PM

Well, Bobasaur, I guess you are providing the cosmic balance to perverts like me who have almost exclusively nekkid womin in their galleries. Nice chick, momodot! Now put her in a temple and give her a sword.

-- I'm not mad at you, just Westphalian.


elizabyte ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 10:45 PM

Thank goodness, I have naked women in my gallery, and some naked men, and some half-naked men, and a naked spider, plus some bugs bonking. I also have very large breasts of my very own (natural, thankyou). Therefore, I'm qualified to speak on the topic of... uhm.... boobs. Or naked men. Well, both probably. That's a cute chick, momodot. bonni

"When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch." - Bette Davis


odf ( ) posted Tue, 28 March 2006 at 11:03 PM

Nature's such a pervert! :-)

-- I'm not mad at you, just Westphalian.


4blueyes ( ) posted Wed, 29 March 2006 at 2:19 AM

Attached Link: http://www.renderosity.com/gallery.ez?ByArtist=Yes&Artist=4blueyes

Bobasaur, you are not alone! At least your pictures have a message, some social message at that :D I don't have nekkis chicks in my gallery :( no naked women, men and aliens aswell. But most of my pics are about women. And some of them are *GASP!* scantily clad O_O Cheesecake in it's purest :S Oh, no, I have a nekkid wyvern in my gallery, my bad :( Seriously, I find it more entertaining to fight clothes to fit and developing subtler ways of luring a viewer into my gallery *grin* Have you tried to pose a dynamic kimono properly, so that it doesn't look like cowpoo on closeup? Anyway, most of the time things that I post are announcements of a latest freebie or a freebie to come. Those who do not follow my gallery and artistic development risk missing something really really pretty to put into their Runtime *insert evil laughter here* Michal 4blueyes


tainted_heart ( ) posted Sun, 02 April 2006 at 12:30 PM

Attached Link: http://www.renderosity.com/gallery.ez?ByArtist=Yes&Artist=tainted%5Fheart

I'm not ashamed to say I do have a few nekkid women in my gallery. I'm a bit embarrassed to say none of them are in temples though. I do have a couple Aiko's with swords in a temple. They're wearing clothes though, but their tops are skimpy! There's a half-neddkid Vicki with a sword, but she's not in a temple. Hmmm...do I need to get a special dispensation from the site for not having a nekkid vicki in a temple with a sword?!? I do have some pinups wearting fetish type latex outfits, that must count for something!

I'm a pretty typical male, so I don't have any nekkid men in my gallery, yet...but there may come a day. :0)

It's all fun and games...
Until the flying monkeys attack!!! 


Argon18 ( ) posted Sun, 02 April 2006 at 3:11 PM

Attached Link: That telethon must've paid off

I have some naked males in there too, but not as many as gals. They don't seem to turn out as well. All that advertising and the telethon must be doing some good since I saw someone doing their 1st NVIATWAS, now all we have to do is to get Bobosaur to join in *nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more*


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Keith ( ) posted Sun, 02 April 2006 at 7:26 PM

Attached Link: http://www.renderosity.com/gallery.ez?ByArtist=Y&Artist=Keith

I have a naked woman in mine. Well, sort of. Depending on your point of view. I guess. Just look at the images. It's complicated.



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