Yes, it's an oldie. Again. 2014. Nudity tag 'cause famine's got no clothes. Which reminded me that I forgot to add a nudity tag when I originally uploaded this nine years ago and got my wrist slapped. That's the reason for the second image, which was an updated gallery thumbnail Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 [Famine]: "But what exactly will I be weighing in the end times?" [War]: "The book seems to imply that you'll be weighing quarts of wheat and of barley." [Famine]: "Are you sure? Shouldn't it be souls or something spiritual like that? Men's hearts?" ...Famine looks at the others weapons... [Famine]: "Pounds of flesh perhaps?" [Death]: "No, that's Shakespeare. It's definitely wheat and barley." [Conquest]: "How much? If there's a large amount those scales aren't very practical. He'd be better with one of those checkout tills with the built-in weighing machine and bar-code scanner" [Death]: "Be serious - how's he going to carry a checkout till on his horse?" [War]: "Errr... if we're talking about upgrading, I'd like a 50 cal?" [Famine]: "I could tow it behind me" [Famine Horse]: "I'm not dragging a checkout till from here to Armageddon!" [Conquest]: "Maybe we could get a mule to drag the checkout" [Death]: "Oh honestly! Get with the times! Haven't any of you seen those digital hand-held scales?" [War]: "What about my 50 cal? I could do my Arnie impression... 'I'll be back...' " [Famine]: "Except you won't - that's the whole point of of Apocalypse, it's a one-off." [Conquest]: "I thought it was Armageddon?" [War]: "Oh, okay, what about 'Eat lead!' - did Arnie ever say that?" ...brief pause... [Famine]: "Heeeyyyyy, I've just had an idea!" My ref: 2014-06-10 Famines Dilemma 1